Grounds for Divorce
I left a brownie in the pan for The Hubby to eat. I woke up in the morning and found it missing.
Me, jokingly: Where's that last brownie? I wanted it!
The Hubby: I don't know. You tell me, big girl.
Me: (death stare)
The Hubby: Oh my god. I'm just kidding. Don't hit me.
Overheard while I was getting reading for bed:
The Hubby: Bella, stop paying attention to her! Come over here!