Rerun of Martha Stewart on Leno last night:
Martha: As a good hostess or host, you don't let disasters phase you. If you drop your pot roast on the floor, just pick it up and say, "Luckily, I have another one in the kitchen." Then you clean it up in the kitchen and everything's fine.
Leno: You follow the three second rule, then?
Martha: My floors are impeccably clean, Jay. You can eat dinner off my floors.
Oh, Martha. You slay me.