Texting My Mom
My mom's birthday was on Thanksgiving. I sent her a birthday card with a picture of the two of us back when I was in kindergarten. She had a bad perm and I was rocking bangs and an awful smile.
Mom: I got your greeting card, thank you. You are much beautiful now.
Me: Haha. I know I was an ugly child.
Mom: Yes, I did not know until now. Haha! But, you are alway my baby and cute, beautiful girl.
Just call me Married Minzilla, the Ugly Duckling.