The Hubby: [randomly] You're a Rattata!
Me: I don't know what that is, but you better apologize before I look it up!
Me: No! I don't want to be Rattata!
TH: Fine. You're a Snorlax!
TH: [proceeds to imitate playing a Pokeflute with his fingers and hums the Snorlax song]
Me: [collapses on floor, laughing]
Here are the characteristics of a Rattata: "Rattata is a small, quadruped, but unspecialized rodent. Its most notable feature is its large teeth...Rattata have a fast metabolism. As a result, it spends most of its fast-paced life looking for food. "
The commonality is a love of food. Sounds about right.
We continued the conversation today:
The Hubby: Hey, Rattata!
Me: I thought I was Snorlax?
TH: No, you're a Rattata.
Me: Well, you're a...a...A JIGGLYPUFF!
TH: [clearly offended] No way! If anything, I'm a Machamp.
Me: What's a Machamp? [Google shows me that it's some ridiculously muscular Pokemon] Hey! How come you get to be Machamp and I'm still Rattata? No, you're Jigglypuff.
TH: I'm nothing like Jigglypuff. Fine. You can be Mewtwo. He f*cks sh*t up!
Me: Okay, then. What's Bella?
TH: She can be Arcanine. Actually, Ninetales. She looks regal.