Grounds for Divorce

I left a brownie in the pan for The Hubby to eat. I woke up in the morning and found it missing.

Me, jokingly: Where's that last brownie? I wanted it!

The Hubby: I don't know. You tell me, big girl.

Me: (death stare)

The Hubby: Oh my god. I'm just kidding. Don't hit me.

Overheard while I was getting reading for bed:

The Hubby: Bella, stop paying attention to her! Come over here!