Overheard in the Grocery Store

Woman to her child, about five years old: Wouldn't it be great to have another baby? We need another baby.
Child to her mother: Another baby?! You barely have enough time for me!
Woman, obviously embarrassed and shocked: Excccuuuusseee me?!


Approximately three year old child while pointing directly at me: That's a mommy!

Babies all around. I have baby fever. But I had this while The Hubby was away at Ranger School. I think I'm just lonely. I'm sure as soon as he gets back home I'll be happy taking care of just one other person instead of two.
Me finally working up the nerves to hold my friend's baby. It only took me three months.