I'm trying to get my bad spending habits in check. But...but... I really need some colorful nail polish, a floppy hat when we go tubing, another summer dress, and pistachio pants!
The nurse at the doctor's office complimented me on my dress and asked me where I purchased it from. When I told her I bought it at Target she replied, "Target? My friend keeps telling me about Target. I need to go over there one day."
I just about died. You mean there are people out there who have never been to Target?! That's just absurd.
I can't be the only one with this problem, can I?