I had a Sausage McMuffin this morning. It was only $1.08.

And it was glorious.

It knocked my metaphorical socks off.

I ate it so quickly that I don't even remember if it was a Sausage McMuffin with egg or just the sausage.

All I know is that it was thoroughly satisfying after a teeth cleaning.

I don't regret the extra 370 calories one bit.

Real eggs, cheese, and questionable meat is so much better than the fake stuff.

Best choice I've made in awhile.