Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Quotes of the Day

Me: Does everyone have the handout?
Student: I ain't got one.
Me: You mean you don't have one?
Student: No, I ain't got one.
Me: Have. You don't have one.
Student: I AIN'T GOT ONE!

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Student: Are you Korean?
Me: No.
Student: Are you Japanese?
Me: No.
Different student: Ain't Korean and Japanese the same thing?
Me: No.
Student: What are you then?
Me: It doesn't matter. Stop talking.

2 comments:

Shirley said...

This makes me very worried about America's future =(

Mimi and CC Cabana said...

Oh boy. And they say ignorance is bliss??