To Whom It May Concern,

Daddy bought Mommy a new camera for her birthday, and she won't stop taking pictures of me! She says that she's trying to figure out all the settings for the camera so that she can improve the quality of her pictures, but what does a doggy have to do around here to get some sleep?
Really, I know I'm adorable, but this is quite enough.
Sniff you later,

Thanks for all the texts, mail, phone calls, emails, Facebook messages, packages and love on my birthday. All the love right back at ya!