I am talking about this sleeping issue again because The Hubby was sleeptalking a couple of night ago. He is a full on conversationalist in the middle of the night and appears wide awake, even walking around, but then he makes absolutely no sense.
The following is based on my half-asleep memories from that night. The Hubby has no recollection of any of this:
Him: There are two boxes. There's a remote control truck and some buildings...
Me: What? Like the terrain model kit we made?
Him: Yeah, something like that. Who has the other box?
Me: I don't know what you're talking about.
Him: Who is out there right now? Which company?
Me: What are you talking about?! In this room?
Him: I know I sound crazy right now, but I'm not. Don't you know the schedule? Who's training? I thought you would know the schedule.
(He gets up to turn on the light)
Him: I felt something crawl in my ear.
(He examines the sheets and the blankets, doesn't find anything, turns off the lights, and then gets back into bed.)
Me: Honey, are you awake right now? What are you talking about?
Him: Yes, I'm awake!
Me: Explain it again. What were you saying? Are you awake?! (I hit his shoulder a few times)
Him: I'm awake!!
Me: Are you awake? I don't believe you! (I hit him again)
Him: Forget about it.
Me: Well, you don't have to be a jerk about it. I hope you remember this tomorrow!!
I asked him about this incident the next morning and all he remembers is walking around for a bit and feeling something in his ear. The Hubby has ordered me not to engage in conversation with him when he talks at night again.
It's a good thing I am not working and can sleep in or else I would be a miserable bitch in the mornings.