The Newest Recruit

Introducing the newest Army Recruit.

Bella Schmidt reporting for duty, Sir!
Ready for some PT!
I'm probably going to need a larger helmet. Some ear holes would be nice, too.
We're going to need to make these sleeves a tad shorter.
Wait, doggies can't be in the Army? It's because of my messed up hind legs, isn't it?
You should have told me earlier! I guess I'll just take a nap right here.

It's your loss! I would have been great for morale. I'm really patriotic you know. Didn't you notice my red, white and blue bandanna?