On Why Nothing is Safe on the Coffee Table

My grandma always told me to be careful whenever I left anything fragile on the coffee table because of Bella's tail. Just like her advice on adding peanut butter to curry, she was right.

Witness the power of her otter-like Labrador tail.

Thirteen inches of sheer strength.

With a single swift sweep, she knocked off a cell phone, camera case, scissors, remote control, camera (not pictured), and of course a glass cup from the coffee table.
It all happened in slow motion...

This is how much fur I picked up since the last time I Swiffered two days ago.