Grounds for Divorce 2
Believe it or not, I actually learned how to operate a machine similar to the one pictured to the left. The oil/seasoning/butter packet that I had to squeeze out was really disgusting, but it made the popcorn itself quite delicious.
The original plan was to pick him up for lunch after I had finished my duties, but he was overwhelmed with work and could not leave. I dropped off a small bag of popcorn and a can of Coke Zero, but I knew that would not be enough to fill him up so I decided to come back and surprise him with lunch.
I rushed to the commissary and bought him a six-inch turkey/swiss sandwich from the deli with all the works and drove back to his office. When I got there, The Hubby was sitting at his desk with a bunch of his soldiers and they seemed to be having a jolly old time.
This is the conversation that followed:
[Hubby sees me, looks surprised. I hold out his sandwich.]
Me: Here, I brought you lunch.
Him: I said I didn't want anything!
Me: I know you're starving.
[He looks down at the sandwich.]
Him: I wanted f*cking ham!!
Me: (death stare)
Him: Just kidding! I love you!
[I walk away and regret not taking back the sandwich for myself as all I had for breakfast and lunch were two cookies and apple cider.]
See Grounds for Divorce Part One here